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Man: &quot;Haven&#039;t we met before?&quot;
Woman: &quot;Yes, I&#039;m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.&quot;
Man: &quot;So, wanna go back to my place?&quot;
Woman: &quot;Well, I don&#039;t know. Will two people fit under a rock?&quot;
Man: &quot;I&#039;d really like to get into your pants.&quot;
Woman: &quot;No thanks. There&#039;s already one asshole in there.&quot;

Darn! So close!!!

"Jack Ass" is his name.

Guy: Goes up to an ugly girl with a gorgeous mate and ask her ' do you want to dance?'.
Girl: Chuffed and over-enthusiastically she shouts ' yes! '
Guy: Quickly interjects ' Good, piss off and dance...I want to be alone with your friend. '

“I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.” —

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Hoping to score someone online…

Right now, I’m showing signs of desperation.

“GENIUS is one percent INSPIRATION and ninety-nine percent PERSPIRATION” —

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