Darn! So close!!!
- Man: "Haven't we met before?"
- Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
- Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
- Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
- Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
- Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
"Jack Ass" is his name.
- Guy: Goes up to an ugly girl with a gorgeous mate and ask her ' do you want to dance?'.
- Girl: Chuffed and over-enthusiastically she shouts ' yes! '
- Guy: Quickly interjects ' Good, piss off and dance...I want to be alone with your friend. '
“I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.” —
“GENIUS is one percent INSPIRATION and ninety-nine percent PERSPIRATION” —